Tighty Whities

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Just working on my Y-Fly briefs campaign. I’m promoting it so I know I’m not the only one who wears them.

Do you have the balls to wear briefs?

Are you mighty enough to wear whities?

Tighty whities: double action contraceptive- lowers sperm count plus turns off fertile women.

Get Y-Fly

No Excuses, No Apologies- I am a Brief man.

If you’re cocky, get jockeys (that one’s for the Brits)

Aussies are cocks, that why they wear JOCKs!? Maybe I’ll cut that one out…

Be Brief

Not only do properly fitted briefs protect your penis and scrotum from your zipper, but also protects your balls from your penis. There’s nothing worse than when you’re running without testicular protection and kapow the old bat hits a ball.  This can leave you incapacitated for precious minutes and make you feel sick to your stomach. Now introducing Y-Fly Briefs: Ultamite protection.

You see boxers leave you vulnerable to bag-tag from your own penis. Hey, if that’s your cup of tea, power to ya. I like my balls snug, like they are continually cupped. That’s why now we have Angelina Y-Fly Briefs: Wouldn’t you like Angelina to cradle your balls?

Buy them now!

Also, introducing Pitt Stains for women. These pock marked panties provide no protection and continually violate you: just the way you like it…

Ewww, I know.

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